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deluxetrashqueen:

lacefuneral:

only-tiktoks:

I love that he apparently got the job because he looked so pathetic that children truly believed he would be unable to solve puzzles created by a cartoon dog without their assistance.

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rouge-the-bat:

found this in the comments of a blazed post n im keeping it for future use

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vampire-cathedral:

taxidermychrist:

the women in my bluetooth headphones sounds mad at me :(

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thememedaddy:

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deathrehearsal:

the world is so cruel to cds…why are you “burning” and “ripping” cds..you should be kissing and hugging them…..

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christianstepmoms:

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aflo:

bwitiye:

applying for jobs sucks so bad i wish i could be one of the crabs that ate amelia earhart

why do you hate women

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fullmetalwindbreaker:

got fired via a text from my boss who i’ve never digitally communicated with and because it was an unknown number sending a mysterious link with no context (turned out to be security camera footage of me taking 1 can of cheap beer) i assumed it was spam and my immediate response was

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wowwforever:

technology is amazing

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barstoolblues:

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